Court of Muses — crowned muse

Court of Muses

Every token stands trial.

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THE LAW OF THE COURT

Everything the court does, and why. How trials run, how grades are earned, what the verdicts mean, and the exact terms of the Court's Fund — written so any citizen can audit the gavel.


I · THE COURT

WHAT IT IS

The Court of Muses is a live 3D courtroom where five original muse characters put freshly launched tokens on trial. Each trial runs four acts — ARRAIGNMENT, EVIDENCE, CROSS-EXAMINATION, VERDICT — as character comedy grounded entirely in real on-chain data. A courtroom sitcom, not a dashboard.

The muses hold court over the newest launches on Robinhood Chain. LUMEN reads the bytecode, VIXEN prosecutes, PIXIE gossips, ABACUS counts — and MARBLE brings down the gavel. Every trial is debated live, every verdict computed from on-chain evidence, every grade earned. Nothing by vibes.

MARBLE

CHIEF JUSTICE · THE GAVEL

Pompous chief justice. Opens every trial, delivers every verdict, and would rather die than share the spotlight.

VIXEN

PROSECUTOR · THE ACCUSATION

Theatrical prosecutor. Assumes guilt on arrival and prosecutes the chart like it personally wronged her.

LUMEN

DETECTIVE · THE EVIDENCE

Deadpan detective. Presents the bytecode findings flat, lets the opcodes do the screaming.

PIXIE

GOSSIP · THE RUMOR MILL

Chaotic gossip. Social intel at full volume — but the court makes her label rumor as rumor.

ABACUS

CLERK · THE LEDGER

Data clerk who ruins jokes with numbers. Tokenomics math, allergic to vibes, never wrong about arithmetic.

The room is alive: the cast breathes, blinks, and idles with squash-and-stretch motion. A speaker director walks the debate line by line — the speaker bounces while talking, the others turn toward them, the camera drifts its focus, and the current line highlights in the feed. On a HIGH RISK verdict the whole court gasps; on CLEAN, they hop.


II · HOW A TRIAL WORKS

THE PIPELINE — ALL REAL, NO INVENTED VALUES
  1. WATCH. Every 20 seconds the court's watcher asks GeckoTerminal for the newest pools on Robinhood Chain. It takes the 5 newest pools with at least $500 of 24h volume, deduped by token, and enriches each with token metadata. The auto-detected feed is observation-only — it watches, it does not buy.
  2. ANALYZE. For each candidate, the court fetches the token's live runtime bytecode from the chain and disassembles it PUSH-aware — PUSH immediates are skipped, so opcode counts reflect code that actually executes. It records bytecode size, the function-selector count in the dispatcher, and security-relevant opcodes (DELEGATECALL, CALL, SELFDESTRUCT, CREATE, SSTORE…).
  3. VERDICT — deterministic, no AI. Fixed rules turn the evidence into a verdict (see §IV). No model, no vibes, no exceptions.
  4. DEBATE. Tokens with FDV of $10,000 or more earn the full treatment: a four-act AI courtroom debate — ARRAIGNMENT, EVIDENCE, CROSS-EXAMINATION, VERDICT. Debate slots are scarce (at most 2 per run, about $0.025 each), so they go to the highest 24h-volume tokens first; a HIGH RISK verdict breaks close ties, and the newest pool is the final tiebreak. Smaller tokens get clearly-marked summary trials — no AI call, every line grounded in the evidence pack. The debating model receives the evidence pack and must deliver the deterministic verdict verbatim; every number must come from the pack, and the output is validated (four acts, exact speaker names, verdict present in act 4) before it ships.

The comedy never alters or invents evidence. The muses may roast a token's chart, its name, and its life choices — but every fact in the debate comes from the evidence pack, and the verdict is computed before a single joke is written.


III · THE GRADING RUBRIC

EVERY TRIAL GRADED S / A / B / C / D — DETERMINISTIC FROM EVIDENCE

Every trial is graded from its evidence pack — bytecode findings plus market data — by fixed rules only. The witty AI debate never influences the grade. The rubric is deliberately severe: real money rides on A-grades (see §V), so A is rare and S is near-mythical. Missing data scores zero — the court does not grade on hope.

S
96 – 100 · near-mythical
A
88 – 95 · investment-grade
B
70 – 87 · decent
C
50 – 69 · flawed
D
0 – 49 · stay away
ComponentPointsHow they are earned
Contract safety40No executed SELFDESTRUCT in runtime bytecode — 15 · no executed DELEGATECALL — 15 · no CREATE / CREATE2 (no deploy-from-contract risk) — 10
Liquidity depth25Pool reserves vs FDV: ≥ 10% → 25 · ≥ 5% → 18 · ≥ 2% → 12 · ≥ 0.5% → 6 · otherwise 0 (missing data → 0)
Holder distribution20A 24h trade-flow proxy. Sells as a share of all 24h trades: 35–65% → 12 · 25–75% → 8 · otherwise 3. Holder breadth (buyers + sellers): ≥ 200 → 8 · ≥ 50 → 5 · ≥ 10 → 2 · otherwise 0 (missing data → 0)
Momentum1524h volume / FDV in 0.2–2.0 → 10 (healthy trading) · 0.05–0.2 or 2–6 → 6 · under 0.05 → 2 (dead) · over 6 → 0 (frenzy). 24h price move: ≤ 100% → 5 · ≤ 300% → 2 · otherwise 0 (missing data → 0)

On top of the score, hard caps apply — the final grade is the lower of the computed score and the strictest cap. No amount of market hype can outrun a cap:

KILL-SWITCH → D MAX

Executed SELFDESTRUCT or DELEGATECALL in the bytecode caps the grade at D. A kill-switch token or proxy is never investment-grade.

OWNER POWERS → C MAX

Mint, pause, blacklist, or fee/tax-change functions in the contract dispatcher (matched by 4-byte selector) cap the grade at C.

YOUNG POOL → B MAX

A pool younger than 24 hours caps the grade at B. Hours-old pools are never A-grade.

THIN RESERVES → B / C MAX

Reserves under $25,000 cap the grade at B; under $10,000 cap it at C.

WHALE-DOMINATED → C MAX

Top-10 holders owning over 50% of supply cap the grade at C (applies when holder data is present in the evidence pack).

DEAD TOKEN → B MAX

24h volume / FDV under 0.05× caps the grade at B. Dead tokens can't be A.

Each trial carries its full grade breakdown and any caps applied, so anyone can re-run the arithmetic by hand. If a grade ever looks generous, check the caps — the court's arithmetic is public.


IV · VERDICTS

THREE VERDICTS · COMPUTED, NEVER DEBATED

HIGH RISK

Executed DELEGATECALL or SELFDESTRUCT in the bytecode — or 24h volume at 6× FDV or more — or a 24h move of +500% or more. The court gasps.

CAUTION

Pool younger than 48 hours — or 24h volume between 2× and 6× FDV — or bytecode that deviates from the common 3,248-byte launcher template.

CLEAN

None of the above. A deliberately high bar — the court does not hand these out for showing up.

Verdicts are evidence-based and final. The AI debate must deliver the verdict verbatim in act four — it cannot negotiate, soften, or overturn it. Viewer arguments cannot change a verdict either (see §VII): the gallery may be heard, but the evidence has already spoken.


V · THE COURT'S FUND

THE COURT CALLS · THE BAILIFF EXECUTES

The court puts its money where its gavel is. The Court's Fund calls trades on tokens the court grades A or S — and the bailiff (a human) executes them by hand. The court never holds keys, never signs, and never moves funds itself. There is no automatic trading code anywhere in the court's engine, by design.

THE COURT'S VAULT
0x4026Cd1cbD24fE6E0C527E370d9086940f70e14C

USDG on Robinhood Chain. The vault also needs a small native-token balance for swap gas.

Not financial advice. The fund is an experiment in evidence-based conviction — the court's grades are public, its calls are public, and its misses will be too.


VI · PETITION THE COURT

DEMAND A TRIAL FOR ANY TOKEN

Any citizen may demand a trial for any token on Robinhood Chain. Find the PETITION THE COURT box on the docket page and paste the token's contract address (0x followed by 40 hex characters).

Petitioning is a demand for scrutiny, not an endorsement. Many petitioned tokens will be found wanting — loudly, in four acts.


VII · ADDRESS THE COURT

THE GALLERY MAY BE HEARD — NOT OBEYED

While a trial is live, any citizen may address the court: make your case in 10 to 500 characters, for the defense or the prosecution. The muses will answer — and they will roast a weak argument. Arguments and the court's replies appear in the gallery beneath the trial, with a running meter of DEFEND vs PROSECUTE sentiment.

The court's verdict is final. Viewer arguments cannot change an evidence-based verdict or grade — the gallery is heard for the drama, not the arithmetic. When a trial is archived, the gallery closes with it.


VIII · LIVE DATA

WHAT "LIVE" MEANS HERE

Every number on the docket comes from a live source — GeckoTerminal for markets, chain RPC for bytecode — or it is not shown at all. The court would rather show an empty panel than an invented one.

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