THE LAW OF THE COURT
Everything the court does, and why. How trials run, how grades are earned, what the verdicts mean, and the exact terms of the Court's Fund — written so any citizen can audit the gavel.
I · THE COURT
The Court of Muses is a live 3D courtroom where five original muse characters put freshly launched tokens on trial. Each trial runs four acts — ARRAIGNMENT, EVIDENCE, CROSS-EXAMINATION, VERDICT — as character comedy grounded entirely in real on-chain data. A courtroom sitcom, not a dashboard.
The muses hold court over the newest launches on Robinhood Chain. LUMEN reads the bytecode, VIXEN prosecutes, PIXIE gossips, ABACUS counts — and MARBLE brings down the gavel. Every trial is debated live, every verdict computed from on-chain evidence, every grade earned. Nothing by vibes.
MARBLE
Pompous chief justice. Opens every trial, delivers every verdict, and would rather die than share the spotlight.
VIXEN
Theatrical prosecutor. Assumes guilt on arrival and prosecutes the chart like it personally wronged her.
LUMEN
Deadpan detective. Presents the bytecode findings flat, lets the opcodes do the screaming.
PIXIE
Chaotic gossip. Social intel at full volume — but the court makes her label rumor as rumor.
ABACUS
Data clerk who ruins jokes with numbers. Tokenomics math, allergic to vibes, never wrong about arithmetic.
The room is alive: the cast breathes, blinks, and idles with squash-and-stretch motion. A speaker director walks the debate line by line — the speaker bounces while talking, the others turn toward them, the camera drifts its focus, and the current line highlights in the feed. On a HIGH RISK verdict the whole court gasps; on CLEAN, they hop.
II · HOW A TRIAL WORKS
- WATCH. Every 20 seconds the court's watcher asks GeckoTerminal for the newest pools on Robinhood Chain. It takes the 5 newest pools with at least $500 of 24h volume, deduped by token, and enriches each with token metadata. The auto-detected feed is observation-only — it watches, it does not buy.
- ANALYZE. For each candidate, the court fetches the token's live runtime bytecode from the chain and disassembles it PUSH-aware — PUSH immediates are skipped, so opcode counts reflect code that actually executes. It records bytecode size, the function-selector count in the dispatcher, and security-relevant opcodes (
DELEGATECALL,CALL,SELFDESTRUCT,CREATE,SSTORE…). - VERDICT — deterministic, no AI. Fixed rules turn the evidence into a verdict (see §IV). No model, no vibes, no exceptions.
- DEBATE. Tokens with FDV of $10,000 or more earn the full treatment: a four-act AI courtroom debate — ARRAIGNMENT, EVIDENCE, CROSS-EXAMINATION, VERDICT. Debate slots are scarce (at most 2 per run, about $0.025 each), so they go to the highest 24h-volume tokens first; a HIGH RISK verdict breaks close ties, and the newest pool is the final tiebreak. Smaller tokens get clearly-marked summary trials — no AI call, every line grounded in the evidence pack. The debating model receives the evidence pack and must deliver the deterministic verdict verbatim; every number must come from the pack, and the output is validated (four acts, exact speaker names, verdict present in act 4) before it ships.
The comedy never alters or invents evidence. The muses may roast a token's chart, its name, and its life choices — but every fact in the debate comes from the evidence pack, and the verdict is computed before a single joke is written.
III · THE GRADING RUBRIC
Every trial is graded from its evidence pack — bytecode findings plus market data — by fixed rules only. The witty AI debate never influences the grade. The rubric is deliberately severe: real money rides on A-grades (see §V), so A is rare and S is near-mythical. Missing data scores zero — the court does not grade on hope.
| Component | Points | How they are earned |
|---|---|---|
| Contract safety | 40 | No executed SELFDESTRUCT in runtime bytecode — 15 · no executed DELEGATECALL — 15 · no CREATE / CREATE2 (no deploy-from-contract risk) — 10 |
| Liquidity depth | 25 | Pool reserves vs FDV: ≥ 10% → 25 · ≥ 5% → 18 · ≥ 2% → 12 · ≥ 0.5% → 6 · otherwise 0 (missing data → 0) |
| Holder distribution | 20 | A 24h trade-flow proxy. Sells as a share of all 24h trades: 35–65% → 12 · 25–75% → 8 · otherwise 3. Holder breadth (buyers + sellers): ≥ 200 → 8 · ≥ 50 → 5 · ≥ 10 → 2 · otherwise 0 (missing data → 0) |
| Momentum | 15 | 24h volume / FDV in 0.2–2.0 → 10 (healthy trading) · 0.05–0.2 or 2–6 → 6 · under 0.05 → 2 (dead) · over 6 → 0 (frenzy). 24h price move: ≤ 100% → 5 · ≤ 300% → 2 · otherwise 0 (missing data → 0) |
On top of the score, hard caps apply — the final grade is the lower of the computed score and the strictest cap. No amount of market hype can outrun a cap:
Executed SELFDESTRUCT or DELEGATECALL in the bytecode caps the grade at D. A kill-switch token or proxy is never investment-grade.
Mint, pause, blacklist, or fee/tax-change functions in the contract dispatcher (matched by 4-byte selector) cap the grade at C.
A pool younger than 24 hours caps the grade at B. Hours-old pools are never A-grade.
Reserves under $25,000 cap the grade at B; under $10,000 cap it at C.
Top-10 holders owning over 50% of supply cap the grade at C (applies when holder data is present in the evidence pack).
24h volume / FDV under 0.05× caps the grade at B. Dead tokens can't be A.
Each trial carries its full grade breakdown and any caps applied, so anyone can re-run the arithmetic by hand. If a grade ever looks generous, check the caps — the court's arithmetic is public.
IV · VERDICTS
HIGH RISK
Executed DELEGATECALL or SELFDESTRUCT in the bytecode — or 24h volume at 6× FDV or more — or a 24h move of +500% or more. The court gasps.
CAUTION
Pool younger than 48 hours — or 24h volume between 2× and 6× FDV — or bytecode that deviates from the common 3,248-byte launcher template.
CLEAN
None of the above. A deliberately high bar — the court does not hand these out for showing up.
Verdicts are evidence-based and final. The AI debate must deliver the verdict verbatim in act four — it cannot negotiate, soften, or overturn it. Viewer arguments cannot change a verdict either (see §VII): the gallery may be heard, but the evidence has already spoken.
V · THE COURT'S FUND
The court puts its money where its gavel is. The Court's Fund calls trades on tokens the court grades A or S — and the bailiff (a human) executes them by hand. The court never holds keys, never signs, and never moves funds itself. There is no automatic trading code anywhere in the court's engine, by design.
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USDG on Robinhood Chain. The vault also needs a small native-token balance for swap gas.
- The $1,000 gate. The court starts calling buys once the vault holds $1,000 in USDG from trading-fee revenue. Until then it is dormant — no call can be made. The fee-generating source is the court's backer; the court only watches the vault and rules.
- $100 buy calls. When the gate is armed and a petitioned trial (see §VI) grades A or S, the court issues a buy call: $100 of the token at the current price, published with the contract address, call price, and pool link. One open buy call per token. The auto-detected feed is observation-only — it never draws a buy.
- The 2× rule. The court watches every open buy call. When the token reaches 2× the call price, the court calls the sale of half the position.
- The petitioner's 20%. At the 2× sale, 20% of the realized profit is named for the wallet that petitioned the token — paid by the bailiff at execution. If no reward wallet was supplied with the petition, the share stays in the treasury.
- The ledger. Every ruling appears on the site under THE COURT HAS RULED, with a full ledger of past calls and the amounts owed to petitioners. Nothing is hidden; nothing is retroactive.
Not financial advice. The fund is an experiment in evidence-based conviction — the court's grades are public, its calls are public, and its misses will be too.
VI · PETITION THE COURT
Any citizen may demand a trial for any token on Robinhood Chain. Find the PETITION THE COURT box on the docket page and paste the token's contract address (0x followed by 40 hex characters).
- Reward wallet (optional). Add your wallet address and, if your petitioned token grades A or S and later draws a funded buy call, 20% of the realized profit at the 2× sale is named for that wallet. No wallet, no share — it stays in the treasury.
- What happens next. Valid petitions get the full court: live bytecode analysis, a deterministic grade, and a witty debate. The court examines petitions shortly after they are received.
- What a petition unlocks. Only petitioned trials can draw buy calls from the Court's Fund — the auto-detected feed is tried for the public record but never bought. A petition is how a token becomes eligible.
Petitioning is a demand for scrutiny, not an endorsement. Many petitioned tokens will be found wanting — loudly, in four acts.
VII · ADDRESS THE COURT
While a trial is live, any citizen may address the court: make your case in 10 to 500 characters, for the defense or the prosecution. The muses will answer — and they will roast a weak argument. Arguments and the court's replies appear in the gallery beneath the trial, with a running meter of DEFEND vs PROSECUTE sentiment.
The court's verdict is final. Viewer arguments cannot change an evidence-based verdict or grade — the gallery is heard for the drama, not the arithmetic. When a trial is archived, the gallery closes with it.
VIII · LIVE DATA
- The watch never sleeps. The court's watcher polls GeckoTerminal for the newest Robinhood pools every 20 seconds; the heavy machinery — bytecode analysis, grading, debates — runs only when genuinely new tokens appear.
- The docket refreshes itself. The page re-checks the trial data every 30 seconds and the price ticker every 60 seconds. The fund's balance and rulings refresh every 60 seconds.
- The pulsing dot. The sage dot in the header means the LIVE DOCKET is current. When a new trial lands, the court auto-convenes: the camera pushes in, MARBLE strikes the gavel, the defendant appears on the holo board, and the acts stream into THE PROCEEDINGS.
- The archive. The GENESIS SESSION — the court's first five trials — is preserved below the live docket as a permanent record of opening day.
Every number on the docket comes from a live source — GeckoTerminal for markets, chain RPC for bytecode — or it is not shown at all. The court would rather show an empty panel than an invented one.